January 2013
20 posts
msjewbooty:
how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
December 2012
38 posts
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
“It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine...”
– Violet Rose (via plasticbats)
“Everyone makes choices in life. Some bad, some good. It’s called living, and if...”
– Valek, Poison Study (via quotesintheparlour) 